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Friday, 15 June 2007

Monday, 28 May 2007

  • Huh...Wha?

    It has only been a week of post season and I am really, really missing my homies at the Scranton branch of Dunder-Mifflin...

     

    I hate the end of regular season tv. Why?

    The suspense!!

     LOST and The Office will have me freakin' on edge all summer long waiting to see

    1. What is up with the "fast foward?" Oh crap... Can I trust Ben this time? Are the guys on the other side of the satellite phone really the bad guys? Why the heck didn't Charlie just wait till the room filled with water, swim out the port hole and back underneath to where his pre-cogniting homeboy was at (punk...)?
    2. And, dadgum it, what the heck happened to Jim's now obviously and all of the sudden ex-girlfriend in Manhattan? Is anyone else beginning to kind of mentally befriend (in a feel-sorry-for sort of way) the new "Drew?"

    Jeeze....

     

     

     

    So the hiatus IS finally over and I am beside myself on what to do. I am too busy to be too busy. What about you?

     

    The Family update-

    The Champ just had his end of the year recital and I do not believe he realizes just how humorous he was on stage to his Mom and Dad.

    The song was "I'm gonna sing and shout and praise the Lord." and he did just that. When the part of the lyric in the song came to "Praise the Lord" the kid threw his hands way up in the air and shut his eyes as tight as they would shut and looked as if he unexpectedly went Pentecostal for about a second and a half (um, not that there is anything wrong with going Pentacostal... ).

     

    Nostalgia update-

    SO I am a HUGE fan of 80s counrty music and a pretty big fan of the Bellamy Brothers. It seems that they have released a Christian Album called Jesus is Coming.

    I listened to the whole album on Yahoo Music Jukebox (I highly recommend this service!!!) and thought it was pretty hip. I give it 4 out of 5 two year old tantrums for quality and enjoyability.

     

    That's it I'm out! I will be catching up with all xanga fam sites this week!

     

Thursday, 26 April 2007

  • Xanga fam:

    I am on hiatus until the end of the semester. It is getting real busy around here so I have zero time to blog. but I will be back soon and will be doing a bit of catching up with everyone's blogs... Until then,

     

    Man driving car with Jesus in the passenger seat. Jesus is reaching for the radio. Bumper stickers reads "Jesus is my co-pilot"

     

    SMART TEACHER!

     

    This story is worth reading but you are going to have to highlight down the page as you read it to get the story....

    Start HERE:

    At Penn State University , there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an "A" so far. These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying; they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to State College until early Monday morning.

     Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire.

     As a result, they missed the final.

    The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day.

     The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam.

     The Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet.

     They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy.... then they turned the page.

     

     

     

    On the second page was written.... For 95 points:

     

    Which tire? _________

     

     

     

Saturday, 14 April 2007

Monday, 09 April 2007

  • You know you are living in 2007 when...

    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.


    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

    6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

    7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

    8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

    10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

    11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

    12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

    13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

    14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

    15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

    AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself

    Out of the mouths of babes -
    "Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!!"
    Jack, 6